Now, we ain't saying that *every* womenz gets all flustercated in the checkout line. I'm sure that most of you sisters writing in are just as quick on the draw with your plastic as you claim to be. But you-all are probly smarter than most ~ at least you're sharp enough to be pickers, or some kind of musicianers anyway.

But that don't mean there ain't a whole passel of womenz who reg'larly hold up the line with this behavior, and least when they're in front of ME!

Ain't they got a single dang sociolergy department anywheres in the whole great state of Wet Ginny? Bobert, you need to get you a research grant to pay your dang travel expenses if'n you wanna take that scientific folding chair around to every state in the Union!

One more thing: remind me not to go shopping for a jockstrap if I'm ever in Shaighai. Less'n, of course, the sporting goods store has an all-womenz sales force.