As I think I've said on here before, I remember 3 chemically enhanced girls at a party way back when, have a peeing standing up competition. A bit dribbly but uproariously funny, mind you we were all under the influence.
Like BI says direction of wiping is important, unless you like peeing boiling water laced with razor blades.
Stay away from East Enders if you are prone to depression, and you like decent acting.

Giok