My Dearest Ebbie,

What a privilege to be in such auspicious company!

And what a shock to hear you still have so many problems! Why haven't you called me up on my thread...you know I am always there. Tut, tut. But I suppose Alaska isn't so far really to add to my visits so, perhaps, we shall meet?

Always at your service,

Dr. Guitar

(I hope you are continuing not to look at those chord sites)