Now, back in me college days, when I was wild and free and could drink anyone anywhere under the table, I remember when Trudy and Gretch and Mary and...and...who was that?...anyway, these four girls got ahold of some...that stuff we used to smoke...you know...it wasn't tobacco...anyway, they decided that they'd challenge the guys to a contest to see who could...oh, yeah, piss over a fence, that was it...it was back in the '60s, as I remember, maybe around '65 or '66 or it could have been '67...so anyway, they won but the guys said that they cheated and...oh, DAMN those nights, they've taken 'way my brain...anyway, the girls won and beat the guys in the pissing over the church...no, it was a fence, wasn't it?...contest...but last time I talked to him Steve still said they cheated but I said that they won fair and square.