The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #75697   Message #1336887
Posted By: Phil Cooper
23-Nov-04 - 05:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: Musician Jokes
Subject: RE: BS: Musician Jokes
What's the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up the feet.

A soprano was making love to her sax playing boyfriend. She had neglected any birth control and said, "Honey, you'd better pull out." He said, "Why, am I sharp?"

What's the difference between a soprano and a pitbull?

The jewelry.

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, I to change the bulb and the other to pull the chair out from under her.