I'm never going to the hot dog stall again!! Or maybe I should go more often....

And as for female versions, my daughter delicately calls hers her "parts", usually whilst flashing them to all and sundry as she is going through the no clothes stage. I know she'll grow out of it, I'd just prefer it to be before puberty..... She's been in it for 2 years now and she's only 3 and a half!!

'The custard packet' is something I've heard it called, or the 'glue pot'. A previous chain threw up an old boyfreind who called his 'dog' Cedric, and my corresponding items 'Jemima', I really do miss him!!

LTS