Sooo...You wanna be Canadian, eh? Take this test. 1)The title of Canada's political leader is? a)President b) Prime Minister c)Big Chief d)C.E.O.

2)How are totem poles made? a) they are grown from seed b)crafted by trained wodpeckers c) they are carved by hand d) liquid wood poured into a mold

3) What is an igloo made out of? a)Ice cream b)Twigs and Grass c)Snow and Ice d)Celine Dion's CD's

4) Canadians speak English and... a)French b)Canadese c)American d)Frenglish

5) The symbol on the Canadian flag is... a) a Skidoo b)a Moose c)a Hockey Puck d)a Maple leaf

6) Which word is Canada most famous for? a)Duhhh b)Eh c)Right-o d)Cheers

7) Which animal is Canada'snational symbol? a)the beaver b)Bryan Adams c)Arctic Squirrel d)the Platypus

8)Maple syrup is refined from what? a)Beaver milk b)Maple tree sap c)Lake Erie sludge d) Screech

9) Wayne Gretzky is a famous... a)tap dancer b)Dogsled racer c)Singing Mountie d)Hockey player

10)Canada's official national sport is... a) Snow Shoeing b) Hockey c) Lawn Bowling d)Lacrosse


Answers 1-b, 2-c, 3-c, 4-a, 5-d, 6-b, 7-a, 8-b, 9-d,10-d

Test scores: 9-10 correct, Congratulations, YOU are as Canadian as Stanfield's underwear & back bacon.

5-8 correct.... not bad...eh!

3-4 correct...You should be set adrift on Lake Louise, in a canoe filled with Pierre Berton books.

0-2 correct... Oh! You're American.


I cannot claim authorship of the above test. I got it off a tee-shirt I originally saw in Tobermory, Ontario.
(Hope it provided some laughter and entertainment.