I was tempted to roast the Turkey with the turkey!
OK Terry, I'll have the sheet torn into strips to climb out of the window once the bars are hacked thru. I will need a getaway vehicle and a plane ticket to some where very far away.
What I want and expect from him is not help---after 18 years of doing all the things the therapists, 12 step groups and self-help gurus suggest, we both accept that he ain't gonna help and I ain't gonna leave. But a little empathy, appreciation, and a whole lot of staying out of my way so I can get stuff done would perhaps have saved the poor man.