We Canadians absolutely love making fun of ourselves, US. It's an established tradition here. No one is better at making fun of Canadians than Canadians themselves, eh? If you would be kind enough to provide a mailing address I can probably get a drive going here to send you care packages of things "only available in Canada" and brighten up your dreary life some... :-)

Things like Resdan, for instance. It's a Canadian dandruff removal product. Beauty, eh?