Hey ladies chill!

Your turkeys gonna burn if you don't get back in that kitchen and pay attention!

Sorry, the chauvenist in me got out for a minute.

My wife flips out about this time of year with cleaning and cooking. The funny thing is that it is she who wants the perfect Thanksgiving/Christmas. It's not like we, the rest of the family, are "Demanding" anything. I'd settle for a Turkey TV dinner and I'm willing to cook it myself. The house doesn't have to be clean (for me anyway) and she goes overboard when I can't even see any dirt. I help as much as I can but it's never good enough so why bother? I just stay the hell out of the way!