I don't know... some people don't know they're born.... sitting there at the computer when they KNOW they should be working.... Some of us don't enjoy the same vigourous health and boundless energy that you do... get out of that chair and go do something about your life!

And whilst you're up, you can take that laundry upstairs and bring down the clean stuff. Don't just screw it up, fold it properly and then it won't form the Leaning Tower of Ironing.

And stop eating my special chocolate that I was saving for someone special!

LTS