Mudcat Café message #1338644

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Thread #75475 Message #1338644
Posted By: GUEST,Paul Burke not followed by enter
25-Nov-04 - 07:25 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Black velvet band PARODY
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Black velvet band PARODY

Wrong button again.

"her knickers hung down by her ankles
She'd snapped her elastic band"

Try singing Albert and the Lion to the tune. Or better still, don't.