I et the turkey, I et the cranberries, I et the sweet taters, I et the pie, and I et all sorts of stuff, includin' the stuffin'.

Now I'm gonna nap.

No, I ain't feelin' all cut up 'cause some turkey croaked to feed me, 'cause the veggies and stuff did too.

I'm jist happy to be able to have a good meal, and you should be too, wherever you are. You should be glad thankful that you have enough to eat, 'cause that means that you kin have the energy ta help those who don't.

Happy thanksgivin', y'all everywhere.