Actually, I think what happens to people who are abducted by UFOs is they tend to write books. Don't know for sure . I live in the neighboring sate of Nevada. We are justly sceptical of people from Utah.

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"You might be anal-retentive...

                                  ...if you fold your dirty clothes

                                  ...if you sort a pound of "mixed nuts" into its seven component types before serving them to your Christmas guests

                                    ...if you vacuum-out the fireplace after each use"