You tell 'em, Bobert. Them limeys ain't a-gittin' mah guns! No sir! Too gol-danged many injuns out where I live -- and I ain't a-talkin' about Bannocks, Shoshones, Utes, Paiutes, Apaches, Navahos, Blackfoot, Crows, Sioux, Arikari, Nez Perce, er the rest of 'em, either. They's right nice folks.

Nosir! I'm a talkin' 'bout...Redcoats! Yessir! We had us a guy race through the town on a horse yellin' "The British are comin'!" jist the other day. Cain't never tell when them lobsterbacks'll try ta take Idaho back fer the Hudson's Bay Company, and when they do we're ready fer 'em!