LOL! Great addition to the thread, Ron!

I printed this out and gave it to my brother a day or two ago. He had a good laugh over some of them and said it's been so long since theory class, even though he composes all of the time, he'd have to get out his Oxford Dictionary of Music to remember the exact reference in a couple of these. Like Animaterra, he thought it was great fun. He's out of town til the weekend, but I expect when he gets back, he'll want to post a bit.