Mrs Friedman tells the rabbi she won't be around as she's going on holiday to Nepal. He tries to get her to go to Israel instead but she won't be persuaded. On arrival, the hotel want to arrange cultural trips for her. "I want to meet the High Lama" she says. They finally get a lama to see her but she is adamant she must see the High Lama. Finally gets taken to sacred moiuntain and after getting through whole series of acolytes is finally admitted to presence of High Lama. "What have you to say to me" he asks.
Mrs Friedman says: "Irving, come home, you don't call, you don't write..."

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