Torpedoes by Havana let's go! (1981)

Torpedoes Torpedoes, summer spent in lidos

on my back, swim all day, look out kids it's bombs away

torpedo torpedo, happy holiday

when the sun is up we're having fun on that lovely lovely day.

Get together we'll do the crawl

bet I'll beat you to the polo ball

Yeah I'm gonna take the shortest route

here I come down the water chute

and when it's time to go and we're off and running down the road,

with a loving heart you can hear them sing

chorus

Don't be cheeky now don't be cool

strip off beside the swimming pool

you can't go that far, turn around and do the cha cha cha

and when it's time to go and we're off and running down the road

with a loving heart you can hear them sing

chorus

One of the rarest British records, this was banned from the BBC as it coincided with the Falklands war, otherwise it may have done quite well. Issued on Polydor POSP 313