OK Micca, let's put this one together:


THE MAYOR OF BAYSWATER (tune – ASH GROVE)
(Bayswater is an (posh) area (and street) in London right by Kensington Palace/Gardens)

Verse:
The Mayor of Bayswater
He had a lovely daughter

Refrain:
And the hairs on her dickey-dido
Hung down to her knees.

Chorus:
And the hairs on her dikey-dido (3x)
Hung down to her knees.
One black one, one white one
And one with a bit o' shite on
And the hairs on her dickey-dido
Hung down to her knees.


Alternate chorus: (last two lines)
...
And one with a little light on
To show us the way

Alternate Chorus:
...
One black one, one red one
and one that she bled on
And the hairs on her dickey-dido
Hung down to her knees.


Verses:
'Twould take a Welsh miner
To find her vagina.

I've seen it, I've cleaned it
I've been in between it.

If she were my daughter
I'd have them cut shorter

It's as big as a mountain
And pisses like a bloody fountain

I've felt it, I've smelt it
It's just like a bit of velvet


Surely there must be other verses?