I wish I could use asterisks when I was speaking, mind you its only when I'm driving that I need them. Here is a story to illustrate this.

I only learnt to drive three years ago. I gave my Dad a lift (first time I'd driven him anywhere) he strated telling what gear I should be in, stupid directions that I knew were wrong. I ended up a long way from where I wanted to be. My Dad started complaining. I told him to get out of the f**king car and walk. This was the very first time he had ever heard me swear. He said "what happened to my mild mannered daughter" I said "She learnt to drive"...

Patrish