Metchosin ... you just reminded me that my brother used to collect some of his better farts in mason jars. Then after supper and before dessert, he would pass a bottle around the table and ask the guests to smell it and try to guess what the menu was that produced the aroma.

Needless to say, he had to leave home when he was 13 ... for his own safety.

I'm pleased that people who know us both state that I did NOT take after my brother! Bob