And how do you know about my hair......? Has that naughty little vampire badger been telling tales out of school again?

And yes, the Brits were very upset about the spy who shagged me, even more so than the 'Never mind the Bollocks' album by the Sex Pistols back in 1900 and frozen to death.....

As far as shag carpet is concerned, I thought that was the red, itchy affliction found after doing said act on said carpet... Affecting mainly elbows and knees, it sometimes spreads to lower back, forhead and nose. Cure? Get a better grade of wool carpet!

Micca, isn't it time you were back in your special shaped box......?!

LTS