Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. As I said, the joke relies on the telling and mere bland words do not do it justice. Perhaps I was not offensive enough, or maybe it's just my accent.

In an effort to rectify the accent problem I am just about to undertake a crash course in the lingua franca of certain citizens of the United States of America which involves 7 solid days watching videos of the Jerry Springer show. At the end of this time I expect to be appropriately brain dead.