And woe betide any artiste who exceeds his/her/their allotted time - for verily, verily the Wrath Of Les shall befall them, and He shall rise up and smite them a mighty smote saying "Get off, that's yer lot chum", and they shall fall upon their knees before him saying "F**k Off". And thenceforth shall they be forbidden all manner of floor-spots until the day of Judgment shall come, and they shall be sore afraid.

Or summat like that. LMAO!!

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