The question should be, reattach the top?

As is is, you have a nice salad bowl and some well-seasoned stove wood. Quit while you're ahead, and buy a guitar.

Peter. (And I don't say this because I'm a snob about guitars made out of synthetic materials - I've got a CA that I'm quite fond of. It's just the sound of Ovations in particular. Besides, they are impossible to play if you have a...prosperous...figure. The two convex surfaces slide away from one another.)