Country and Western type song!!
Please daddy don't get drunk this christmas
I don't want to see my momma cry x 2

Just last year when I was only 7
Now I'm 8 as you can plainly see
You came home at a quarter past eleven
And fell down underneath the Christmas tree
Chorus

Mamma tunrned her face towards the window
She said you'd better go upstairs my dear
Then you went and hollered Merry Christmas
And then was when I saw my momma cry
Chorus

So awful that it's funny!!!