The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76013   Message #1343247
Posted By: tarheel
30-Nov-04 - 11:05 AM
Thread Name: BS: God Help Us, It's Buck Day Again
Subject: RE: BS: God Help Us, It's Buck Day Again
i was with some hunters years ago before i got married and we came to some unfamliar farm land,so we decided to send ole Joe up to the farm house to ask the folks there for permission to hunt on the land there! well,unbeknownest to us, the ole farmer said ok, but first he wanted ole Joe to shoot his poor ole mule in the pasture there,because it was sick and nothing he could do for it...just put it out of it's misery, was all he asked for!...well ole joe came back to us and he was cussin', stompin', pitchin' a fit! when we asked what was wrong,ole joe said...."that sob,that jackass,that stupid asshole! he made me so mad i'm a gonna shoot his ole mule there!"...and with that,ole joe raised his shot gun and BAM! BAM!!!!!killed the ole mule right there in front of us!   well,we had another hot tempered guy with us...ole Fred! as soon as ole Fred saw and heard what ole Joe did,he jumped up and said,"way to go ,joe!!!...you get his mule and i'll get his cow!" BAM! BAM!....it was my last hunting experience!