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Thread #75082 Message #1343381
Posted By: Schantieman
30-Nov-04 - 12:51 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Ain't Gonna Grieve My Lord No More
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ain't Gonna Grieve My Lord No More
You'll never go to Heaven With a fat Girl Guide Cos the pearly gates Just ain't that wide
...and, just to even it up....
You'll never go to Heaven On a Boy Scout's knee Coz a Boy Scout's knee 's too wobberly