wotsa Mangel Wurzel? (You don't really have to answer - it's got to be a really big turnip, doesn't it? But I'm curious about whether a Wurzel really is a turnip. Or maybe I'm not getting it at all, which is a distinct possibility.)

Oh, and I feel really great now. Trying to be all sensitive and sweet and you're actually enjoying the other approach. Well - humphhhh!