It's a handy little word, ain't it? But I like fuck best when I'm doin' it! Sayin' it ain't quite as fun.

Here's some of my favorite fucks: (verbal expressions, that is)

"Fuck you and the horse you rode in on." (Western-style cowboy)

"Get tae fuck!" (Piss off, I presume?)

"Fuckin' A ditty-bag!" (U.S. Navy sailor expression meaning: "Damn right!")

Abso-fuckin-lutely (Defined on the http://www.urbandictionary.com website as an expression confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true.)

P.F.M. (Pure fuckin' magic, as my Scots pals used to say)

"Well, fuck me pink!" (eureka!)

"Get the f--k oudda he-ah!" (New York for, "you're kidding me!")