I'd forgotten about this. I was on a military installation with two guys from my unit at another installation. We were taking a class, and I'd driven there, so I gave them both rides every morning in my rather tiny Honda Civic. One morning, I came out to find the guys had gotten there early, picked it up and set it down sideways between two other cars.

This would have been a great practical joke and I would have been really pissed off, except for one minor detail: these geniuses expected a ride. I said "Oh well, we can take the bus," and they said "Crap..." and re-aligned the car.