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Thread #59418 Message #1345037
Posted By: GUEST,Kenny Tague
01-Dec-04 - 11:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Howdy ya'll. I'm missin' a dawg, too, an' wuz wunnerin' if summa ya'll mighta seen 'im. He's a pit bull named Chewyerfuckinassoff. Here's a pitcher. Tha's him over t' th' right side of th' pitcher. Th' brown 'un with th' chain 'roun 'is neck. Tha's me in th' front an' my brother Bill in th' back. My brother Bill's crippled, ya know. Th' dawg bus' his chain a few nights ago. I think it wuz when thet ol' yeller bitch of Zeke Floyd's tha's in heat got outta th' pen an my dawg decided he wanted summa that. Ennyways, if ya'll see my dawg, git in yore house, lock yore doors an' call me at 555-2345. Don' even think about tryin' t' tie 'im t' no tree or nuthin' lack thet. He ain't called Chewyerfuckinassoff fer nuthin'.