McMisophist, I too am found to be annoying by many and of course popups are annoying to us all. Being the martyr that I am, I've done the unthinkable, the ultimate annoyance, and plugged a blues oriented website on the Mudcat!!   (By the way, there is a "X ~ close window" clicky in very light font in the lower right corner of that popup. I clicked it off and so far have not been bombarded by trojans and new love life medications. And yes he did delete the works by accident. I've learned from a palace insider that while experimenting with the time space continuum,the Royal Fool had hoped to jog the guestbook's calender ahead and gain more entries but somehow went back in time to where there were none at all!! My god, it is so funny!!

I fear that the only thing that will save KhanduwhoisasloTinKhandu's website now is if CarolC performs accordian solos while doing her snake dance with the veils. This scene could replace the annoying-popup-that-moves on Tinkandoos front page and would provide hours of entertainment for shut-ins as well as generate thousands of new entries. It is widely accepted that sex sells, but insiders of the internet know that accordianmusic + sex = HITS. "Sign the book to drop a veil!" It is a brilliant idea and I think filming should commence immediately in order to save the lyrics of MJH's songs for future generations.

She must exercise caution though, as the Tarts are a jealous mob who would not think twice about drilling her bellows full of holes and there is of course the accordian-unfriendly BeeDubya and his guerrilla tactics to worry about. The Knower of a Things has had a pathological dislike for the instrument since he witnessed the late Zippy the Pinhead perform Lady of Spain at a county fair as a youngster. And who among us could blame him?