A fedora and accordian will be fine I think. I will try to google up a source for either sheer nylon or clear plastic accordian bellows and we can forget about the veils. This will be a fantastic success, and will prove to high brow Mudcatters here that I am not the same idiot that they have heretofore assumed me to be!! HAW,HAW,HAWWWRRR!! Soon I will be discussing metaphysics in French and Chinese with Rapaire and Amos!!!   

My god it is all so truly glorious.....