Alice, where are you going?
Upstairs to take a bath.
Alice, with legs like toothpicks,
and a neck like a giraffe.

Alice, jump in the bathtub *Splash!*
Alice, pull out the plug *Gloop!*

Oh my goodness, oh my soul!
There goes Alice down that hole!

To the sewer, sewer, sewer
Now the sewer
runs Three Blocks
North-East
of Jones Junior High...

Three cheers for Jones Junior High!
It's the best Junior High in Toledo!
Its colors are purple and white!
Purple stands for loyalty and white stands for
Fight! Fight! Fight!
For Jones Junior High, I would Die! *Bang!*