The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76098 Message #1345920
Posted By: khandu
02-Dec-04 - 09:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Book of Kinkhadu
Subject: RE: BS: The Book of Kinkhadu
Some time back I off-handedly mentioned to Tweed that the MJH lyric site had gotten more hits that day than Tweedsblues had gotten. There was a moment of silence & then Tweed said "That's wonderful!! I know how you can increase your traffic ten-fold in just a few minutes!"
I, being the ever trusting soul that I am, asked him to show me how. He said it was some really complicated html that was too difficult to explain, then he suggested that I give him the password to the site & he would do it for me. Gratefully, I turned the "keys" to the place over to him.
The next day I opened my site & did not recognize the place. There were images of kielbasa & tacos everywhere. There was a picture of one lady wearing only a pearl necklace with a caption that read "Have you checked on your septic tank lately?". There were obscene pics of cows & vulgar displays of hogs. And the banner above it all read, "Welcome to Uncle Tinkerbell's MISSISSIPPI JUDD HIRSCH SIGHT!!!" The picture of John Hurt was replaced with a pornophallic photo of Mississippi Judd Hirsch proudly displaying his kielbasa!
AND MY GUESTBOOK ENTRIES WERE FOREVER GONE!!!!
Needless to say, I was bereft. My Lucky wife Cheryl called my Mom & they put me away for a few months where I could forget the Judasity `of my supposed friend Tweed. But a funny thing happened...the Mississippi Judd Hirsch site started getting far more hits than Tweedsblues!! Then inexplicably, it reverted back to the original "Uncle Tinks Place" & Tweed posted this thread here & on Tweedsblues.net! Coincidence???? I think not!!!
Thanks to all who helped rebuild the Tweed-destroyed guestbook! To those who left their emails, I will respond in the next few days. I apologize for the pop-ups, which are not supposed to be there & which I have never seen. I may wind up moving the site elsewhere or getting my own .com.