EGADS!!! Art's a Bert??? Ohmigawd............

And Allan, if you can remember who Bert is, you can't be one. I'm sorry, all honors aside, the rules are the rules. For instance, unless you are a totally buffoon-like, incredible dumbass, with a profanely warped and scatalogically sarcastic sense of humor, you cannot be a catspaw. We have to draw the line somewhere.

Spaw