I don't dare desecrate the original "Rose" thread with this, but the folk process has begun:

I took some Scouts camping this weekend, and one suggested that Elton John should have used these words, to the tune of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

Goodbye England's Rose
Now you can decompose
You can't keep her in a coffin
She's going out on her own (alt. She's leaking out on the stones

Any others?