I wuz in some big posh place in Madrid on Weds night and they had them there flamingo dancers. Nothing pink and feathery at all. Just a load of daft wimmin stamping their feet and some blokes yelling in a furrin lingo. Very disappointing...

They did some nice fishy stuff but spoiled it by putting it some yellow ricey sticky stuff what smelled of garlic. Nothing like proper cod in batter with chips.

Still here in Madrid btw - Trade show finished. Just waiting for the flight in about 5 hours:-(

Cheers

DtG