I thought that there was already a door, man. If there ain't, what do ya call that thing you have to open and close to go in and out of?

(OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCH! Glad to get that off my chest. Next time I'll wear a shirt and stick the star to that. And pants or trousers. Have to remember to wear pants or trousers, but not both. I'd wear a kilt, but the Idaho Legionaires think they're sissy, or did until a highlander tossed four or five of them like a camber, and then drew down on 'em with a priobroch. But then again, I don't have a kilt so I'll have to wear trews.)