Invasion of the marmalade people from the Treacle Galaxy. Steer clear if I were you. Have the kid exorcised and surround your bed with holy water.

Mind you my neighhbour has a cockatiel called Daniel named after The O'Donnell man from the planet Donegal. She can be heard contacting base day and night.........Helloooo Daniel! Shall we watch Countdown Daniel etc.

Isn't the auld Irish cultural heritage a blessing to us all?   sure why wouldn't it not be?