Aw, c'mon! 'Tweren't that much of a story. It's just the sorta thing that happens when yer th' token old hippies in an area where most of the locals' family trees don't have any branches. It was probably th' first time ol' Zeke had met anyone that wasn't a cousin, much less a bearded pony-tailed weirdo who has ceramic demon masks hanging on all the trees in his driveway.