The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76203 Message #1347617
Posted By: SINSULL
04-Dec-04 - 07:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: Canine/Cat Conspiracy
Subject: BS: Canine/Cat Conspiracy
Less than a week into his visit, while Kendall and Jacqui are in England, Seamus has formed an unholy alliance with Alice the Slut and her kitten (3 year old) Fred.
While feigning fear and dislike of each other they have set up a dog treat scam. Alice turns over the Milk Bone box; Freddie extracts the treats one at a time; They take turns swatting them onto the floor to the drooling Seamus.
Ed, who hates the sight of the dog, expresses his dissatisfaction with the new arrangement by vomiting in odd places. So far Lizzie is neutral but if she can get Seamus to return the favor by stealing treats for her...well.
So I live in fear of sleeping at night lest they wander further down this path of crime and commit even further atrocities. Help!