Humph. About what I expected. What a bunch of lowlifes and bindle-stiffs. I've met nicer people at the wrong end of a sap or a smoking gat than you empty-headed clowns. I hope I run across you in some crummy dive, Martin, so I can rearrange your ugly face and make you look more presentable for when you get your next snapshot taken by the local vice squad. Matter of fact, I think I seen your mug shot down at the post office the other day. Talk about ugly! I pity your poor wife.

Brucie - You don't need a brain to get laid in Chicago. Trust me. Total idiots get laid in Chicago as regular as clockwork. After all, Martin Gibson has managed it somehow (I assume) and that clinches it.

Bright Eyes - You been readin' Liberty Meadows by any chance? My favorite comic magazine, baby! Liberty Meadows can't be beat. Frank Cho is damn smart for a human.