Tarzan say:

"What you mean, saving self?
Many many offspring in branches.
Kill animals? Me just not know own strength!
Me just try to get along on my own in uncaring world.
Orphaned by Cheeta at tender age. Teased by gorilla brothers and sisters because of skin!

Me spent 10 years in therapy just to get where am.
Me go cry now!"

Awww see what y'all have done! You've made an apeman cry!
For shame!