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Thread #76231   Message #1348781
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
06-Dec-04 - 09:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: Those damned reindeer!!
Subject: RE: BS: Those damned reindeer!!
Bloody typical... poor reindeer, up all day trying to sober up the red suited git, out all night driving him around - do THEY get any of the sherry? Oh no... glass of milk and a bloody carrot, that's all they get.... HE gets all the mince pies and sherry... Do you realise, he's practically comatose by the time he gets to Maine? THEY have to do all the work... lugging that great heavy sleigh around... AND they have to get him home again.. After 24hours of mince pies, sherry and Christmas pud, he's not a pretty sight to be seen.... AND THEN: When they get home, you expect them to perform gratuitous sexual acts just for your delectation, delight and gratification...... absolutely bloody typical!!!

LTS