I agree with Sir jOhn. This year I intend to celebrate Festivus. Festivus for the Restivus!

Where can I set up the Aluminum Pole? I think I'll have a few more drinks before voicing my annoyance with various individuals for their stupidity this year. And if we can just push the Jell-O pit over a few feet, there will be plenty of room for physical combat later.

YUCCHHH! Who put jellied squid in the pit? It stinks!