DougR saunters into the Christmas Tavern, expecting only hostility. A hush falls over the room as the Christmas revelers recognize the reviled political conservative who has invaded their midst. He walks boldly to the bar and orders a drink on the house for everybody. After all, it is a time for reflection and celebration, not a time for airing differences. Turning to the crowd, DougR says, "A Merry Christmas to all, and a very Happy New Year besides!."

He downs his Guinness and walks into the cold, cold night.

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