We have two horses of the Barbie ilk.... they are also doing 'it', but Limpit says it's OK because they're engaged.. When I looked closer, sure enough, one of them (the one on the bottom) is wearing a little pearly ring.

There is a house not a million miles away from here that has a scary reindeer on it's porch roof. It looks like almost every other reindeer lit up, but it has a moving head, that gently wafts in the breeze from side to side, for all the world like an Alzheimers sufferer or a spectator at a very slow tennis match.

LTS