I'm rather fond of 'Hello dear, you look gorgeous, have a drink' but it doesn't happen often.... I did get a 'hello sexy' the other day.... but it was a phone message and I think it may have been a wrong number.
Now that most call centres have been moved to far off lands, there is a tell-tale pause and clicking on the line which gives me a chance to launch into my 'We don't want a bank loan, a new mobile phone or credit card, we've got all the cladding and guttering we'll ever need, we have no more windows to double glaze, we're happy with our mortgage and we haven't any use for more healthcare or insurance.. Did I miss anything?' speech... it covers most things and they've usually rung off by they. If they persist, I say, hold the line, I'm just going to get my details, then leave it off the hook for 5-10 minutes..... that gets rid of them!